{"id":113,"date":"2017-10-19T00:00:42","date_gmt":"2017-10-19T05:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stories.astoundingoutpost.com\/?p=113"},"modified":"2017-10-19T00:00:42","modified_gmt":"2017-10-19T05:00:42","slug":"the-zombie-a-go-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astoundingoutpost.com\/stories\/2017\/10\/19\/the-zombie-a-go-go\/","title":{"rendered":"The Zombie A Go Go"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI\u2019m sorry Donovan,\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I knew she was. I could see it in her eyes, even as mine were finishing their necrotic glaze, I could still see her sorrow. I shambled a little closer, and leaned my head onto the point of her revolver. I couldn\u2019t speak; I couldn\u2019t tell her how much I had realized she meant to me. I was too far gone, my vocal chords were shot, but I hoped my gesture told her everything, everything I had realized too late to matter.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">It had been a rough mission, we\u2019d lost two men. The new guy hadn\u2019t been out from the walls in almost six months, and I\u2019m not sure how he ever survived outside in the first place. He panicked, broke formation, opening a hole and Cedric got bit because of it.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Once we\u2019d finished the mission, I put him down myself, hardest thing I\u2019ve done in a while. I waited as long as I could. Doc says we basically have &nbsp;24 hours after we reanimate before we become full on flesh eaters. Cedric was getting sicker by the hour, and would have died any minute. So I looked him in the eyes and pulled the trigger. The least I could do was look him in the eyes. We\u2019d almost been friends.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">We lost number 22 a few days later. You have to be on patrol for three months of outside time before I even wanted to know your name. It\u2019s easier that way, easier to put the nobodies down when they get bit, easier to insulate myself. 22 was grabbed by one of the sealed ones.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">A few weeks into the chaos some general somewhere decided to start catching zombies, and sealing them in wax, metal, and shellac. They never decomposed, and with a little armor they were perfect infantry. They were completely expendable, and harder than hell to kill. Probably was a great strategy for taking shit from other people, but now five years in, the generals are all gone and those of us that are left have to deal with the sealed ones. 22 had walked away from the dune buggy to take a leak, and we think it bit his dick off. We can\u2019t be sure, we heard him scream, and then two shots, one into the dead\u2019s head and the other into his own. I made the newbie grab his gear, and burn him. You had to burn your dead outside of New Hope\u2019s walls. If not then the zombies, or the scavengers, or the cannibals would dig \u2018em up, and well that just ain&#8217;t right.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cFour score and seven years a go,\u201d the voice recorder said as honest Abe reached from his chain to try and grab number 12.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWhy do you always stare at this one sarge,\u201d 12 asked me.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI just find him funny. What\u2019s not to find funny, honest Abe a fucking flesh eater. He freed the slaves and here he is chained putting on a show. It\u2019s ironic 12 and funny, not much else is anymore.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI dunno, maybe, but I can\u2019t get past Colonel Tom\u2019s voice on the recorder.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cThat makes it funnier, and besides at least the Colonel is trying to brighten up things.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cZombie go go dancers behind bulletproof glass and celebrity zombies chained to the wall isn\u2019t what I\u2019d call cheery.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I looked around the Zombie A Go Go for a second. There were four dancers on stage. Dancers, well that\u2019s what the Colonel called them. They mostly just swayed in time with the music, \u201cPsycho\u201d by the Sonics, I thought. Every so often a drunk would get too close to the glass and they\u2019d try to break loose and get some, but the chains were strong, so it never happened. &nbsp;Chained to the wall, teeth pulled, were Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, the fatter version, and honest Abe each one with their own audio track.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u2018It\u2019s better than outside.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cAnd you\u2019re buying, right Sarge?,\u201d number 12 gestured towards the bar.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cFor the fallen, and their memory.\u201d I walked towards the bar, Louie was working, he wasn\u2019t bad, but the dead were probably smarter than he was.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cTell your fat boss to get out here I\u2019ve got some trading to do.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI can trade, Donovan.What you got?\u201d Louie asked.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cIt\u2019s above your pay grade.\u201d I pulled a fancy bottle of tequila from my pack.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cSweet,\u201d said Louie. \u201cToo bad no one around here can afford to drink that.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cThat\u2019s why it\u2019s above your pay grade. The colonel will want it for himself, and I aim to make him pay for it.\u201d Louie walked off towards the door behind the bar, and briefly stuck his head in.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cThe colonel says he\u2019s not interested.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cBullshit,\u201d I said, grabbing a decent bottle of Scotch and an even better bottle of Bourbon.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cHey, leave those be, those aren\u2019t yours.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYes, they are, and that\u2019s just for starters, every second the colonel makes me wait the price goes up.\u201d I continued reaching under the bar, I pulled up a jar of olives.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The colonel stepped out of his office he wasn\u2019t a tall man, but what he lacked in height he made up in girth.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cPut those down Donovan. We ain\u2019t agreed yet,\u201d he said with his slight southern drawl.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I turned the tequila around, \u201cForty years old before the fall. I figure that means it\u2019s at least fifty now, and never been opened.\u201d I could see him salivating as he licked his lips. The Colonel had lots of vices, but food and good tequila were his biggest.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI\u2019m listening,\u201d he said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWe lost two this time, Cedric and another one. I\u2019m taking what I\u2019ve got here, and you\u2019re giving the rest of the crew whatever they want.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cExcept the upstairs.\u2019<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cIncluding the upstairs,\u201d I said starting to rip the plastic seal from the bottle\u2019s top.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou don\u2019t even like tequila, Donovan. You won\u2019t drink it.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cNo, but I\u2019ll gladly pour it on the floor, just to watch you lick it up.\u2019<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cNow, Donovan, my friend, there\u2019s no need to be extreme. Of course your friends can have the upstairs. Least I can do for you boys, our first defense and all.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cEveryone. Everyone but the newbie. He got Cedric killed. He gets nothing. &nbsp;And I need Cherry for the night \u201d I took my stash with me as I walked towards a table at the front. I never liked the go go show, but tonight I needed the entertainment.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou\u2019ll need a glass for that,\u201d Cherry said. \u2018And probably company too.\u201d She was a waitress, and sometimes companion, upstairs. I liked her, she was honest, and still had an air of the time before the fall about her.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI need the glass, but you may want to bring two.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cOh you\u2019re buying drinks. What\u2019s the occasion?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cJust bring the glasses.\u201d &nbsp;I loved scotch. The bourbon was for her. She\u2019d been Cedric\u2019s girl.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">She returned with the glasses and I poured us each a double. I told her what had happened, except the part about the newbie. She\u2019d have killed him if she\u2019d known. I didn\u2019t really care if he died, I almost killed him myself, but I cared about her. She didn\u2019t need to become part of this world, the killing, the fighting. Like I\u2019d said, she\u2019d kept an air of the old world around her. We needed that. I needed that, to know there were still some dreamers left.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">She cried and we drank until the bottles were empty.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI need some air Donovan,\u201d she said as she stumbled up from the table. I tried to get up with her.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cNo,\u201d she said. \u201cI need to be alone for a few minutes, don\u2019t worry I\u2019ll be back in a few.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I fell back into the chair, almost missing it entirely.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cSarge?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I looked up. The newbie was standing in front of me.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou don\u2019t get to call me that. You don\u2019t get to call me anything!\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cIt wasn\u2019t my fault. I mean&#8230;\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou\u2019re damn right it wasn\u2019t your fault. I never should have let you out there. You weren\u2019t ready. It was my fault.\u201d I stumbled as I tried to stand. The newbie caught me.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWhy\u2019d you even want back outside.\u201d I asked him.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI needed to prove I could. When you found me with my other group, they were all dead. I\u2019d fallen asleep on watch and we got overrun. I needed to make up for that.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cBy getting Cedric killed,\u201d I took a big swing at him, only connecting with the air. He returned the favor and connected with my gut.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI hope you enjoyed that,\u201d I said while heaving my guts up. \u201cIn the morning I\u2019m removing you from the patrols, you piece of shit.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">There were only two rules at the Zombie A Go Go, no fighting, and no puking. I\u2019d just broken both of them. The Colonel\u2019s goons would throw me out the back door, before I could even get off the floor. I could hear them rushing towards me, when I saw Cherry\u2019s face in mine.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cDonovan, I need to show you something.\u201d She tried to help me up, but we both kept falling every time we almost got our balance. She kept trying to talk to me, but her words were too slurred, too desperate to understand.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I could fee Tiny\u2019s boot on my hand. \u201cGet her upstairs, and get them out of here.\u201d Several arms grabbed me and I could feel myself being dragged towards the back door. I could hear the bar lifting from the door. I swung as hard as I could. A goon\u2019s fist cracked against my jaw.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou\u2019ll stand a better chance if you don\u2019t fight. The fresh blood will only rile them up if they\u2019re out there.\u201d The city was surrounded by a series of barriers, we called rings, the back door opened to the outer ring. It wasn\u2019t zombie proof. We\u2019d decided to give them access, they get in through the open arch and wander around impaling themselves on traps we\u2019d left. The few times we\u2019d been attacked by marauders, a patrol had gone out the back door of the club, and shut the arch. If the marauders got in the outer ring acted like a zombie moat. You didn\u2019t want to be in the outer ring &nbsp;ever, let alone drunk and at night.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I could feel the air rush in carrying the stench of decay and death with it, as I felt myself &nbsp;hurled outside. The newbie landed next to me as I heard the door slam shut.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWhat do we do Sarge,\u201d the newbie asked.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWhat we always do, survive,\u201d I stood as best I could, and the newbie helped steady me.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cCedric and I buried a gear pack in an old refrigerator four buildings to the left.\u201d I gestured as best I could to the end of the alley. The full moon lit the ring fairly well. In the afternoon, I\u2019d tell the council and suggest we put up some tarps to block out the moonlight, no need letting potential invaders have a good view.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cIf we move quietly the dead might not hear us.\u201d Newbie nodded in understanding. We stumbled down the alley. He was ready to turn the corner when I stopped him. I wished I\u2019d still had my gear, but the goons had taken my pack. I peeked my head around the corner. Of course there was a zombie in front of the fridge. I reached into my pocket. They hadn\u2019t taken my pocket knife.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I pulled back from the corner. \u201cIf we move slowly towards it, it may not notice us until we get close.\u201d I showed him my knife. \u201cI\u2019ll shank it before it even knows we\u2019re there.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWhat if it does notice us?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI\u2019ll run towards it, when it moves for me you run for the gear. Grab the crossbow and shoot it, If I haven&#8217;t taken it out already.\u201d I was a fairly simple plan, the dead weren\u2019t that smart, so one zombie would be easy. We turned the corner and started staggering towards the zombie. We were halfway there when it turned towards us and started moving our way.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cIt knows we\u2019re here,\u201d he whispered.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cNo, they move in herds. It probably just wants company.\u201d I could see him shaking as we inched closer. It let out a yowl as we got closer. It didn\u2019t want company, it wanted dinner.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWhat do we do,\u201d he shouted.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cKeep your voice down, and stick to the plan.\u201d I pushed him out of my way as I charged the zombie.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cShit.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWhat?\u201d he said as he dashed towards the refrigerator.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cHe\u2019s sealed. Get the axe before the bow, I need to bash this fucker.\u201d The zombie grabbed me and we rolled toward the building wall. There was no way I was getting my small blade into his skull. I could keep him at bay, even drunk, but I needed to get that axe. I looked at the fridge. The newbie had the door open and the pack out. He grabbed the crossbow.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cThe axe, not the bow. I need the axe.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cLook behind you, we need everything.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cShit,\u201d I had forgotten to look both ways. I flipped my dancing partner towards the wall and could see at least three more shambling towards us. I started stepping back towards the newbie. As long as he stayed put, he could hand me the axe when I got there. I tried jabbing my knife through the zombie\u2019s throat, but the sealed skin was like leather and refused to budge. I heard a bolt fly through the air. It struck one of the approaching ones in the neck. The second hit its eyes and it fell. They weren\u2019t sealed. The next few bolts whizzed into the night, as I reached my hand behind me feeling the axe handle. With a quick swing the sealed one fell as the axe split his head like an overripe melon.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I could see several more in the moonlight, trailing behind the ones almost on top of us.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cGive me the crossbow, I\u2019m a better shot.\u201d There was no answer. I turned quickly to see the newbie running into the distance carrying all of the gear with him.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou fucking coward. I\u2019m getting you thrown out in the morning.\u201d I charged the zombies, as long as they weren\u2019t sealed the axe was all I needed. The first two fell easily under the axe. I stopped in front of the backdoor alley, catching my breath, as the other three approached. I was sure one was sealed. The spiked football pads and helmet were a sure sign it had been someone\u2019s infantry.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">They surrounded me. I pushed them away with the axe and my free hand. The infantry man raised its head lunging for me. I swung with all my might at his neck. The axe stuck for a moment, but then his head rolled to the ground with a thud. With him gone the other two were quick work.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I stood straight, fuck exile. I\u2019ll kill him myself, I thought. That\u2019s when I felt a sharp pain in my chest and everything started spinning as I fell to the ground. \u201cThe fucking coward shot me,\u201d I thought, as everything went black.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I woke up face down in the dirt. I must have killed all the undead, before the noob shot me, since from what I could tell nothing had taken a chunk out of me. I couldn\u2019t believe he shot me in the back. If he had managed to kill me I would have turned. No one does that to a person. When I find him I\u2019m going to kill him slow.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I staggered a little getting to my feet, and started brushing myself off, when I snagged my hand on my chest. It didn\u2019t hurt, but my hand was clearly stuck to something. I looked down. My hand was stuck to the tip of the crossbow bolt sticking out of my chest. I froze.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cShit!\u201d I stood still for a moment, then pulled my hand free.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cShit!\u201d There wasn\u2019t any blood. I grabbed my wrist with my other hand.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">There wasn\u2019t a pulse.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cFuck!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI\u2019m dead.\u201d I turned slowly around looking at the outer ring. Everything moved in slow motion. It was crawling with zombies, a herd must have moved in last night after he killed me. With this many zombies the city would be on lockdown until the clean-up crews came to thin the herd.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cShit.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">They\u2019d kill me on sight if they knew I\u2019d turned. &nbsp;I had a few hours until I\u2019d really start to turn. Right now, I\u2019d risen, but I still looked alive and could speak. According to Doc, it took twenty-four hours to go full on flesh eater. I grabbed the bolt and pulled as hard as I could. It made a sucking sound as it exited my chest. Next I needed something to cover my wounds. I looked around. I didn\u2019t think my fellow undead would mind if I borrowed some of their clothes. I saw a biker a few buildings down, still decked in his leathers. It\u2019d be a new look for me, but the gloves would cover my hand, and the vest my chest.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I walked through the zombies with ease, occasionally taking one out with the axe. From what we knew they hunted by smell. I could do whatever I wanted because I didn\u2019t smell alive.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Thunk. I could hear the bar on the Go Go being moved.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cShit,\u201d The cleaning crew was coming out. I grabbed the biker by the shoulders, he almost looked shocked as I spun him around taking his vest and one glove. I was fighting for the other one as I heard the door fully open. No time for stealth now, I thought. I smashed his head with the axe handle and started dressing. I could smell something faintly in the air, like iron mixed with raw meat. I could smell the cleaning crew, and so could the herd. They all started moving towards the door. I could hear 15 sparking the flame thrower, and 22 muttering.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I watched the herd fill the alley, there were too many for the cleaning crew. There were &nbsp;at least two other crews coming out other doors, the watchers would have seen how big the herd was, but they weren\u2019t going to get here nearly in time.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cHey you dead fucks! Over here!\u201d I yelled banging on the old refrigerator. The back of the herd turned towards me breaking off from the alley.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWhat the hell?\u201d asked 15, as he turned the flame thrower too high.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cIs that you, Sarge?\u201d I could hear 22 grunting as he thrust his pike into a few dead heads.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWho else would be dumb enough to be out here with the herd?\u201d I swung for the nearest zombie taking the top of his head with my axe blade.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWe looked for you when they called for clean up.\u201d I could hear the gravel and broken asphalt crunch under their feet as they moved forward into the herd.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI puked last night. Tiny threw me out here. Sobered up just in time to hide in the fridge.\u201d I started swinging harder, taking several with one blow. If they\u2019d had expressions, they would have been confused. After all, I was one of them.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">We met where the alley opened into the outer ring. 15 turned the flamethrower off, not wanting to burn me, and we took the remaining ones out with our blades.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cNew look, Sarge?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYeah, I told you I puked. This smelled better than what I was wearing. Or at least I think that\u2019s why I changed, some things are a little blurry. Have you guys seen the noob?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cNo I heard he got tossed, when we were upstairs. Tiny was busy,\u201d said 22.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI thought he got tossed with you Sarge,\u201d 15 said as he looked me over.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYeah, a lot of things are blurry.\u201d I said as I turned towards the ring. \u201cHow many crews they send out?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cJust us. Herd was pretty centralized here.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou sure they threw the noob out with me?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cThat\u2019s what he heard.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou guys can go back in. I\u2019ll circle the ring once to see if I can find him, or at least what\u2019s left.\u201d 22 started for the door. 15 paused, like he knew something was up.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou sure, Sarge?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou haven\u2019t been with us long enough to know an order. Let\u2019s go,\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cListen to him 15. Thanks Dan. Cedric has me shook up a little. I just need to clear my head.\u201d 22 smiled. I\u2019d never used his name before. I knew I was going to get put down before him, so distance didn\u2019t seem so important anymore. I walked away into the outer ring. I needed to find the noob, so I could put my axe right between his eyes.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I followed the ring, heading in the direction he\u2019d ran from me. There wasn\u2019t a trail. The herd and the breeze had muddled the tracks. Every so often I\u2019d see a zombie with a few bolts in him so I knew I was going the right way. I walked a few more meters, and in the distance I could see the crossbow on the ground. He\u2019d dropped it. Why? There were plenty of bolts in the bag, from what I\u2019d seen he didn\u2019t use them all.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I looked ahead I could see a dumpster, and the gear bag besides it. The dumpster was right on the other side of the alley where we\u2019d started. I hadn&#8217;t noticed how far I had walked. I guess being undead, distance had no meaning. I could see from the tracks in the dirt the dumpster had been moved at least a few times recently. &nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I pushed it to the side. There was a hole in the wall, just big enough for a person without gear. He\u2019d dropped the bag, and the bow, when he saw the tunnel, and crawled in.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The outer ring was supposed to be secure. It was when we built it. Someone had opened this tunnel into the city, but who? I wanted to know, but more importantly I wanted to find the coward. I backed into the tunnel, really more of a crawl space, and pulled the handle welded to the back of the dumpster closing it as I backed in. Normally I wouldn\u2019t back into anything, but what was the worst that could happen? I was already dead.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I crawled downwards a few meters when the space suddenly opened into a room. I stood up turning around in a very dim light. &nbsp;Looking up, I could see I was in an old basement. The windows on the floor above were mostly boarded up. I could see them because the floor above had all but collapsed, leaving some studs and rotted floor boards. There were a few doors at the tops of stairs along the walls leading up to the ground floor. They were crudely made, and had obviously been made after the fall. Most were dusty and hadn\u2019t been used recently. &nbsp;Two were cleared. One lead to the Go Go, and it was closed. The other was slightly ajar. He\u2019d gone through that one.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The stairs creaked as I climbed them. I could hear the music blaring from the other door. They must be opening early today, I thought. I opened the door slowly. It lead into a storeroom, probably the Colonel\u2019s but I didn\u2019t know for sure. I could see a partially covered window past the boxes and clutter.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">When I got to it, it was locked. He hadn\u2019t gone out this way. I stepped back to see the rest of the room. The boxes were medical supplies and junk food. The Colonel had been holding out on the rest of the city. I could make out something slumped in the corner. I sniffed the air. Raw meat and iron wafted from whoever it was. It had to be the noob.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I could see the cowards head peeking out from under his coat. I raised my axe. I could split his head open and then eat him. Fitting, since he\u2019d killed me. I\u2019d probably turn immediately.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The doc said giving into the urge and feeding, probably made the process speed up. One of the goons would find me and put me down later. I raised the axe higher and then put it down. I cleared my throat instead. If the goons didn\u2019t find me I might get out into the city, and hurt someone who mattered. I cleared my throat again.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cDo you always take a nap after shooting a man in the back?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">He jumped to his feet. \u201cHoly shit you\u2019re not dead.\u201d He smiled wide. He was glad to see me? He wasn\u2019t a coward, he was fucking nuts. I raised my axe. He looked startled and started to retreat.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI found you face down in the dirt, no pulse. Are you dead?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cUndead,\u201d I said lowering my axe. He wet himself as he started shaking. \u201cYou didn\u2019t kill me did you?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cIf you\u2019re going to eat me, get it over with. I can\u2019t imagine I taste good.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I started laughing, \u201cWhat\u2019s your name noob?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cMichael,\u201d he stammered. \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cBecause I always name my food. Last burger I ate was named Chuck.\u201d He started crying a little. I think I smiled, but I can\u2019t be sure because I was losing feeling in my face.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI\u2019m sorry Michael, but you have to admit it was a little funny.\u201d He looked me in the eyes.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cCherry was in here when I found the room, at least I think it was her, they beat her up bad.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cAre you sure?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cNo, she didn\u2019t say anything, she was unconscious. I heard Tiny and the goons coming up the stairs so I hid. They dragged her off.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cThen you fell asleep?\u201d I was beginning to think I was going to have to kill him again.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI couldn\u2019t go back to the ring, there was a herd coming in. I couldn\u2019t go to the Go Go, and I can\u2019t get out of here. I sat down waiting to die. Must have dozed off.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cHow\u2019d you get in here?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cAfter I found your body I started running back into the ring. I don\u2019t know why, I just ran. I saw the dumpster and the tunnel. Some of the goons were coming out of it. They didn\u2019t see me. So I dropped the bow trying to shuffle like I was dead.\u201d I slumped down next to him. My body was starting to stiffen, and even though I couldn\u2019t feel much, I hurt.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cOne of them saw me. He was about to shoot when he heard the herd. They threw some bags of stuff in the dumpster and crawled back in.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Odd I thought. We reused everything. No one was making anything new. We didn\u2019t throw things away.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWhat was in the bags?\u201d He shuffled his feet, like he was searching for an answer.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI don\u2019t know. I waited as long as I could by the dumpster and then crawled into the tunnel. The goons were better than the herd, I thought. I\u2019m not sure anymore.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Why did the Go Go goons have a secret passage? &nbsp;Who shot me? Michael wasn&#8217;t &nbsp;going to be much help, so I decided to go back to the tunnel.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cNoob, you got two choices. Since you didn\u2019t shoot me I won\u2019t kill you.\u201d He looked relieved and somewhat surprised.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cDecent of you.\u201d He smiled a little bit.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cDon\u2019t smile. I\u2019m less than a day from eating your face off. Not much to smile about from my end.\u201d &nbsp;He jumped to attention like I had just called a drill.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou want to go out the tunnel and see what\u2019s in the bags, or watch for goons at the entrance?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cNeither,\u201d he mumbled.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cFine I guess I could just eat your face off now,\u201d I reached for him. \u201cStand still, dammit I\u2019ve got to get used to this.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cThe herd\u2019s dead, right?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cDeader than me.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cFine. I\u2019ll dumpster dive.\u201d He started for the door, as I struggled to stand.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cMichael give me a hand.\u201d I reached out for him. Ten minutes ago I was going to kill him, now he was my only life line. That was irony. Not Abe irony, but still irony. He gently grabbed my arm, and started to pull.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cIt\u2019s not going to come off damn it. Well not yet. I think it takes a while to rot.\u201d We walked from the storage room into the basement, and it was clear. He started to crawl up the tunnel. He was about half way up, when I heard the Go Go door start to open. I ducked under the stairs as fast as I could. I could smell the raw meat and iron. This time was different, than last, I could taste the meat, and it tasted good. I could hear the footsteps as they came down the stairs. I held still, even though every instinct I had told me to lunge, to feed, to feast.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Tiny walked past me first, not seeming to notice. Like the colonel he was a man of many vices, food being the most obvious. He weighed at least 350, and he used that weight to demolish anyone in his way.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWhy can\u2019t we keep the fucking chips in the bar?\u201d He muttered to himself as he started up the second set of stairs. \u201cI\u2019m getting tired of the stairs.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">He entered the other building. I moved to under the other stairs. I could smell meat again, but different than people. I scanned the room to see what else was here. I could hear scurrying sounds in the wall behind me, as dust began falling on my face. I looked up, as a rat poked its head from a hole, and the rest of it followed. It dropped on me.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Being dead was an advantage. It could crawl on me all I day and I couldn&#8217;t feel it. It crawled around my chest sniffing the vest. Maybe the biker had some food in his pockets. It stopped on my chest looking up at me. Maybe I had a pet. Then it bit me. I was the food.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The door opened above. I could hear the boards creak under tiny\u2019s weight. I grabbed the rat, pulling it away from my face, Tiny thudded down the stairs. The rat squirmed in my hand, as Tiny reached the bottom. The rat started to squeak, I squeezed it. Blood burst from its mouth. I could smell the blood, it smelled delicious. It smelled like life. It smelled like salvation. I thrust the rat\u2019s head into my mouth and bit. Its head tore loose from its body and it crunched in my mouth. I tried to savor it, but I could feel the frenzy coming.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou\u2019ve looked better, Sarge.\u201d Tiny was standing over me holding a gun in one hand and a half empty bag of cheetos in the other. \u201cI guess I\u2019ll finish the job now.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cHey Sarge, you gotta see what was in the dumpster.\u201d Michael shouted as a duffle bag slid down the tunnel. Tiny turned and I leapt as fast as I could, which wasn\u2019t very fast, but Tiny was slower. I pushed him to the ground. I wanted to eat him. I need to tear into his flesh, but I maintained control as we grappled for his belt knife.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cFinished?\u201d I couldn\u2019t get the rest of the words out, my vocal chords were stiffening.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cOh, this is going to be fun,\u201d Tiny said as he used his weight to crush me to the ground. \u201cYou ain\u2019t full on zombie yet. Never did like you.\u201d His fist slammed into my face. I grabbed again for his knife.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWhy?\u201d He looked down at me, puzzled.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cColonel said you knew too much.\u201d &nbsp;He slammed his massive hand into my face again.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWatered down booze? Mugging passed out drunks? I don\u2019t care.\u201d I almost got my hands on his knife. He pulled back a little laughing.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou didn\u2019t even fucking know?\u201d His belly rolled with his hard laughs. I grabbed for his knife again.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">This time I got it, and thrust it into his fat belly. He started punching harder. I heard my nose snap, and then I saw the axe split his skull. So much blood, so much delicious blood. I wiggled the knife trying to free his guts.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cSarge, snap out of it.\u201d I looked to see Michael standing over me, Tiny\u2019s pistol pointing at my head. \u201cSarge, you still in there?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I spit a piece of Tiny\u2019s flab out of my mouth. \u201cBarely,\u201d I growled.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou\u2019re not too far gone yet? The blood must be triggering you.\u201d I hoped he was right. He kept the pistol pointed at me. \u201cAs long as you\u2019re still good you need to see this.\u201d He opened the bag, dumpling it out. I looked at the stuff, books, and sketch pads. Michael was pointing at a charcoal of me and Cedric.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cThat\u2019s you.\u201d I nodded.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWho\u2019d draw a picture of you?\u201d I struggled to push the last of Tiny off of me.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cCherry,\u201d I struggled for the sounds, \u201cdrew it.\u201d What did they do to her? I could feel my flesh lust residing a little, but my blood lust was raging. Michael helped me to my feet. I ripped the picture from her sketch pad folding it as I put it in my pocket.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI need to go into the Go Go. I need to find Cherry, and settle a score.\u201d He looked sympathetically at me. I paused for a minute, words were getting hard to find.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI won&#8217;t be coming out, but I could use your help.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI owe Cedric, Sarge. What\u2019s the plan?\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWe walk in the door, and go straight for the colonel.\u201d Michael handed me the axe, which I tucked into the back of my jeans, then started to hand me the gun. I waved it away. \u201cShoot me if I try to eat anyone that doesn\u2019t deserve it.\u201d He nodded, putting the pistol in his jacket pocket.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou look like a fucking zombie, Sarge. Won\u2019t get ten feet.\u201d I felt my face. Tiny had shoved my nose half way into my head.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cHere use this,\u201d Michael said as he tied his do rag around my face. Having them think I might rob them would get me further than them thinking I was a zombie.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I opened the door into the Go Go. The music was blaring and the dancers were on stage, but the club was empty, other than a few goons at the bar. No colonel. As long as the goons didn\u2019t look up we had the advantage. I glanced at the dancers as we walked by. There was a new one, she started grabbing at me.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">We were halfway to the bar when a goon turned around. \u201cWe ain\u2019t open yet. How the fuck did you get in?\u201d I grasped for a response.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cTiny let us in, special show upstairs,\u201d Michael said. The goons settled a little, as we walked towards them. There were only three. We could probably take them if we could get close enough, and Michael didn\u2019t panic.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">We were close enough now I could smell their meat. The goon turned towards me.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWhich girls?\u201d I grabbed my axe and swung. &nbsp;He fell before the other two could even move. Michael shot one in the stomach. His aim still sucked. The other one lunged at me thrusting a knife into my side. I tried biting him but the bandana got in the way.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Michael quickly pulled him off of me, before I could bite him.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cWhere\u2019s the Colonel motherfucker,\u201d Michael hissed as he pushed his pistol into the goon\u2019s temple. I pulled down my bandana, ready to bite.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cRight here,\u201d the colonel said as Michael\u2019s brains splattered all over my face. I could smell them, and the gunpowder from the Colonel\u2019s shotgun.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cDamn, Donovan. You\u2019ve seen better days haven\u2019t you?\u201d He walked around the bar keeping the shot gun aimed at me. The goon moved, closer grabbing his knife sticking out of my side and twisting it.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI can\u2019t feel it you moron.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cToo bad,\u201d he said stooping to grab Michael\u2019s pistol. I brought my knees into his chest as quickly as I could, pulling him between me and the shotgun barrel. He stood up just as the gun went off. The blast ripped through his chest pushing me backwards. As I fell, I ripped the knife out of my side, slashing it towards the colonel. He dove for the pistol, but I grabbed it first.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">He looked at me as I oriented the gun between his eyes. \u201cIt was nothing personal Donovan, just business. Without the dancers I don\u2019t have a club.\u201d I waved the pistol gesturing him towards the dancers.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI,\u201d I moaned, \u201cDon\u2019t&#8230; know what&#8230; you\u2019re talking about.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cSorry to hear that, you always paid your bills.\u201d We reached the stage glass, and he unlocked the door. The dancers stopped dancing. I could smell their blood, and their meat.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou sick&#8230; fuck&#8230; they&#8217;re alive.\u201d As he walked over towards the girls, all of them cowered away from him, as much as their chains allowed, except the new one. She was mumbling and grabbing towards me. I kept the pistol on the Colonel as I shambled towards her. I pulled her blonde wig off as I peeled back layers of sealed zombie flesh from her face. Cherry. The Colonel started to run. I shot him in the leg as I stripped the rest of the undead from Cherry. He\u2019d sewn her mouth shut, except for a small opening in the middle. I looked at her and turned to him.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cThey had to eat Donovan, but I couldn\u2019t have them talking.\u201d I ran towards him, shoving the pistol in his mouth. I couldn\u2019t pull the trigger, and I knew that. All the blood and brains I\u2019d turn on the spot. I\u2019d eat him, but then I\u2019d turn on Cherry and the other dancers. I couldn\u2019t risk that. \u201cKeys,\u201d I said pulling the gun from his mouth. He fumbled in his pocket pulling the key out and trying to hand it to me.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou do.\u201d I gestured the gun towards Cherry. He waddled towards her unlocking her chains. With her free hand she gave him a right cross that made Tiny seem weak. As he fell to the floor she grabbed the key and finished unlocking herself. I kept the pistol trained on him. Cherry unlocked the other dancers. I could feel myself getting weaker. I tried to say something. \u201cArrghwa dalt,\u201d is all that came out.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cHe\u2019s turning. Kill him now!\u201d the Colonel shouted. Cherry walked towards me and gestured for my knife. I handed it to her. He was right. She took the knife and I closed my eyes.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cFuck you asshole,\u201d she said. I opened my eyes to see Cherry and the others girls attacking the colonel more savagely than any undead. &nbsp;I put my hand on her shoulder. She turned quickly to face me. I could see the broken stitches hanging from her mouth.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I pointed at the colonel with the pistol and gestured towards the back door. She pulled the other girls off of him,<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cLet\u2019s get him up girls.\u201d The dancers yanked him to his feet. And dragged him to the door, he was barely conscious and started to cry. I pried the bar off the door, and they drug him outside.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cPlease don\u2019t do this,\u201d he sobbed. \u201cDon\u2019t leave me out here. I don\u2019t stand a chance. I can barely walk.\u201d He got to his feet and showed how he couldn\u2019t put weight on the leg I\u2019d shot. I walked over to him pointing the gun at his head.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cThank you Donovan.\u201d He closed his eyes waiting for the kill shot, that wasn\u2019t coming. I pointed the gun down quickly and shot him in the gut. The gut shot would immobilize him, and I knew any deads in the outer ring would hear the shot and come for him. Besides, all the fat drenched blood smelled delicious.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I could feel the frenzy coming on- the sweat, flesh and blood. I tried to put the gun to my head. I couldn\u2019t bring my arm above my waist. I was losing control fast. I lifted my hand towards Cherry, the pistol loosely dangling from it. She took the gun, stepping back, and pointed it towards me.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI\u2019m sorry Donovan,\u201d<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I knew she was. I could see it in her eyes. Even as mine were finishing their necrotic glaze, I could still see her sorrow. I shambled a little closer, and leaned my head onto the point of her revolver. I couldn\u2019t speak. I couldn\u2019t tell her how much she and Cedric had meant to me. I was too far gone, my vocal chords stiff. I reached into my pocket and gave her the folded piece of paper. She opened the sketch she had made of Cedric and I. I couldn&#8217;t say what I was feeling, but I hoped my gesture told her everything.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I shut my eyes. I could smell the gunpowder as everything went black.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">END.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">By DS Maiorca <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201c<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry Donovan,\u201d I knew she was. I could see it in her eyes, even as mine were finishing their necrotic glaze, I could still see her sorrow. I shambled a little closer, and leaned my head onto the point of her revolver. 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