The Universe Box<\/p>\n
\u201cI think it\u2019s done,\u201d he said excitedly holding a box in his arms.<\/p>\n
She looked up disinterestedly from her oatmeal. \u201cWhat is it this time?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI’m not sure yet. I HAVEN\u2019T TURNED IT ON, but I\u2019m pretty sure it creates the universe.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIf you haven\u2019t turned it on then how do you know that it works?\u201d
\nKids these day were so full of ideas, but so little work. They thought you could speak things into existence.<\/p>\n
\u201cI just know. I push this red button and bamb -O instant universe.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s nice dear,\u201d she said with the patronizing tone only mothers, have digging further into her oatmeal. \u201cMake sure you clean your room before you go creating a universe.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI will mom,\u201d he said scurrying off to his room.<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd Yahweh make sure you don\u2019t just sweep your toys under your bed this time.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes mom.\u201d It was hard being a god when you mother still treated you like a little kid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The Universe Box \u201cI think it\u2019s done,\u201d he said excitedly holding a box in his arms. She looked up disinterestedly from her oatmeal. \u201cWhat is it this time?\u201d \u201cI’m not sure yet. I HAVEN\u2019T TURNED IT ON, but I\u2019m pretty sure it creates the universe.\u201d \u201cIf you haven\u2019t turned it on then how do you…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archives","category-swords-socery-and-subway-cars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/astoundingoutpost.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/astoundingoutpost.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/astoundingoutpost.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astoundingoutpost.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astoundingoutpost.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/astoundingoutpost.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/astoundingoutpost.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astoundingoutpost.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astoundingoutpost.com\/stories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}